SATURDAY

On saturday Danny invited me to a party in CHERRYBROOK. Don't know where it is? Well neither did I. I spent a lot of time on google maps and whereis.com at work trying to figure it out (but shhh dont tell nrma) and I got told off by a manager for printing out directions. SOMETHING ABOUT NOT BEING ALLOWED TO USE PRINTERS FOR PERSONAL USE. But I dont let the man get me down.

That aside, I asked Veronica along and she met me at Hurstville at 10pm and we hopped into my car and started our trip. I would just like to pause here and say that we could honestly have navigated the Titanic out of trouble. We didnt get lost ONCE. And I don't know if you've ever been to Cherrybrook but it is in the MIDDLE OF NO WHERE. More than an hours drive away. BUT WE DID IT. I almost rebelled and went through a round a bout backwards JUST CUZ I COULD. But a stupid car got in the way. BUT I TOTALLY WOULD HAVE DONE IT.

We had a good bitch on the way there too. It was nice to just talk. And to someone who understands what I'm going through. It made me sad. But it was good, I think I needed it. I generally try to avoid talking about it at all. Everyone knows not to even reference it around me. So I think it was time.

BUT DEPRESSING THINGS ASIDE. We eventually got to the street the party was in. AND MY PHONE WAS DEAD OBV so we sent an SOS to Danny on FB cuz the house we were parked at didnt look very happenin. AND THEN FINALLY I get onto him on Von's phone and he's running, I can hear him panting, and he comes up what we thought was a driveway with another guy wearing no paants.

Admittedly his underwear were bright blue and amazing. BUT I WAS SURPRISED NONETHELESS. Not to mention the guy next to him (Karl) was a complete stranger to us and also pantless. I would be lying if I said Von and I didnt not start giggling.

Turns out they had a bet. To see who could last the longest without pantz. I am disappointed to say that despite my insistance that he would win and my 'smack talk' on his behalf, Danny lost. A bit of my heart died that night.

ANYWAY we got inside and they were watching DARIA. This party instantly gained all of our respect. As did all the people inside the room. IT MADE ME LOL THOUGH that Danny had to clarify who was gay and who was straight. BUT I liked it, they were such a great group of people. It may have helped that the kept giving us free vodka. That is always a sure way to Mary's heart.

Veronica and I were torn however. So many cool people and talking possibilities. And all we wanted to do was watch Daria. BUT THEY FOUND A CURE TO THIS and put on some silly show called Drawn Together. NOT A FAN. So that forced us to mingle properly. This ended in some interesting results:

1. I got felt up by a gay guy (karl) who is rather interesting when he's drunk and thinks I have beautiful eyes :D

2. I got engaged to Rob, who happens to have UHmazing taste in music and gave me Danny's egypt ring :P side note: we will have a 3some with Hayley Williams

3. Karl showed us his penis, but thankfully my reflexes are quick enough that I didnt actually see anything haha

4. Danny and I danced to AWESOMEASMUSIC

5. MORE PEOPLE arrived and I made lots of new friends (:

We put on some Lady Gaga and started dancing. Although no one else was to begin with this was a success in the end. DANCING IN FRONT OF PEOPLE IVE NEVER MET IS JUST HOW I ROLL.

At the end of the party though we needed a way home. So my new friend ROB drove us home in groups. HE IS OBV A VERY NICE GUY. And when we got there Danny gave us his bed. which was SO NICE OF HIM . cuz he ended up on a one person lounge seat.

His room is so cool btw. HIS BED IS IN THE FUCKING WALL. YOU CLIMB A LADDER TO GET INTO IT. And his walls are covered in messages and such from his friends. I decided I'm going to design something for it rather than wing it.

I had work the next morning so we had to wake up rather early and Rob was nice enough to drive Von and I back to my car. But I bought him Mcdonalds breakfast. HE DEFINITELY DESERVED IT.

I sadly must admit that VON AND I GOT A LITTLE LOST. But we fixed the error SO QUICKLY. TIME WAS POSSIBLY SAVED RATHER THAN LOST?

MONDAY

On Monday I ran into him. Here was my thought process:

1. fuck

2. fuck

3. fuck

4. fuck he’s with a girl

5. fuck he saw you

6. fuck

7. fuck youre staring

8. run away

9. i want to throw up

But thankfully Danny also needed cheering up so I bought us a bottle of vodka and he came round after work. But we had to pick my sister up from maccas where we proceeded to eat second dinners of nuggets and chips (and possibly the most oreoest mcflurry ever created). BUT THEN *GASP* Danny's mum called and said she needed the car at 7am. SO THERE WAS ONLY ONE LOGICAL SOLUTION. To drive to his house of course. He lives a good hour or more from my house. On the other side of the Harbour Bridge haha.

The car ride was full of fun timez. He has great taste in music. And is not afraid to turn it up and sing out the worlds, despite the fact that neither of us can sing. IN MY OPINION this only makes it better?

So we get to Danny's house and the first thing i must say about this night is this; HIS DOG IS FUCKING AMAZING. IT'S BIG. IT'S FLUFFY. IT'S PLAYFUL. AND CRAZY.
Here's a tip for when you play with Dannys dog (Pippa) : throw the ball on the wood. She will hesitate. but the results are worth it. scouts honour. And Danny is so happy when playing with her. it's just a little bit cute?

SO we take a seat with our drinks in his kitchen and his mum chats with us for a while. She's pretty cool my dears. She's not judging or anything. And easy to talk to too. More people should be like her? We finished our popcorn pretty quick too. Popcorn + good people + good conversation = good timez.

THEN we watched Chicago. Danny knows more words than I do. But this makes the time no less fun. And we got pretty smashed pretty quick. There were interesting convos going at the same time on computers. BUT THOSE DID NOT BRING US DOWN.
I am ashamed to say i have since found out Danny kept some news from me that he had AMPLE OPPORTUNITY (YES DANNY DONT LIE) TO TELL ME THAT NIGHT. but it's ok. ill forgive him. ONE DAY. haha.

The next day we decided to forgo his philosophy class in excahnge for all day breakfast and burgers. BUT THIS LEADS US TO:

TUESDAY

SO the breakfast/lunch was in RIVERVALE - another new geographic discovery of Mary's (and Danny's too this time). Note to all: DO NOT TRUST DANNY'S GPS.

After basically going in circles we found ourselves (well Danny) DRIVING STRAIGHT THROUGH AN INTERSECTION ON A RED LIGHT. not even a red light that had just turned red. NO A SOLID RED LIGHT. That's fine Danny. MY LIFE ISNT IMPORTANT OR ANYTHING. nah but seriously adventures are fun?

It was all worth it when the drive led us to a big field with many shirtless guys playing some form of sport with a ball. Perving is fun no?

Breakfast was good. This is where Rosie and Keiren (I hope I spelt his name right?) decided we were a married couple. We fully halved our meals and everything. SOUL MATES. Apart from the obvious obstacles haha.

AND it also happened to be my brothers birthday so we went and bought him 2 kilos of milo. PURETTY sure im the best sister ever.

SO we had ages till work but went in early bought some clothes/boost and went to the MOST MAGICAL PLACE ON EARTH. Otherwise known as the BEANBAG ROOM.

Don't go there if you like life. After one hour in there life no longer seems to measure up. Everything from now on will be dull and unexciting. I didnt want to ever get up.

AFTER WORK I convinced Danny and Matt to come back to my place where we proceeded to drink up and sit on my bed chatting. (I'm starting to think I'm a bad influence on Danny... three nights of drinking in the space of 4 days. Or is it maybe the other way around? I dont know haha. and frankly i dont care). Anyway. In case you were wondering, having one gay person and one homophobe in the same room (about 3m by 3m) brings interesting results. Danny and I were trying on my heels. I think we look rather good don't you?

It made matt a little uncomfortable. But he just has to suck it up.

He had quite a few question for Danny though. Here are just a couple of those:

Is it because you have a crap relationship with your father?

Do you have to just like a guy and if so do you force the sexual feelings?

Im sure you grow up to become one, are you sure you were born one?

I wont go into the specific responses but it was most definitely an extremely interesting thing to be spectator too. (CHRISTIAN WAS ALSO HERE BY THIS TIME)

Then they got into all the different position possibilities for gay guys. And seeing as I was the only female there somehow I ended up the DUMMY so these guys could get a visual. This led to the second time in four days I got felt up by a gay guy. Thats two more than the number of straight guys in recent weeks. Isnt that depressing?

So eventually Christian and Matt left. MATT DROVE HOME which made me exceptionally mad. As he had been drinking. So he'll feel my wrath next time I see him. But that aside that is the only interesting things that have happened to me since the last blog.

If you have made it this far into this blog entry you deserve a medal. But I dont have one. Cathy Freeman does though. SO go steal hers. Then post a picture of you and the medal here. From your jail cell.