The City That Never Sleeps
My name is Mary, & this is where I come to describe the consequences of too much vodka and talk about my fucked up love life.




posted : Sunday, August 29, 2010
title : first drunken BLOGZZZ
SO


i just got home from carmens

WARNING thisblog will have little to no grammar. so if this annoys you STOP READING NOW.


SO now that all the cool(possibly also drunk and buzzed people) are the only onez left i can talk freely.


lotznlotz has happened since my last blog. Firstly i now like using z's instead of s's cuz theyre morefun and GANGSTA YO

i WENT to carmens tonight. and the bartender liked giving me two shots in my redbul;s instead of 1. so 7 redbulls later. I FEEL A LITTLE TOO ENERGETIC AND DRUNK

i came home early (IT'ZZ ONLY 1.20AM) because i thought i shouldnt stop spending mywellearned money on thingz like that.


I was disappointed however that aparticular someone couldnt come. WILL I REVEAL NAMEZ.no of course not. wheres the fun in that? GOTTA KEEP IT ON THE EDGE. but i had some fun times with my cousin who i dont see much. and i always run into peeps i know there sothat was fun.


this week i had to give a speech at uni btw.and i really dont get along with my tutor. and we had a bit of an ARGUMENT. im starting to think i shouldnt expect to pass that class? He doesnt like my opinions much. BUT HE TRIED TO JUSTIFY HITLERS REGIME FOR GOSH SAKE. i mean. WHY WAS I THE ONLY ONE TO SPEAK UP???1!?!?!?!

MOVING ALONG. thats a touchy subject.

my mum bought Shakespeare in Love. i might actually die from excitement. i'd totes go watch it rightnow. BUT IM TOO BUZZED FOR ROMANCES. unless leos in them. OMNOMNOM leo dicaprio much?


I also had a very happy and productive week this week. i am in one of the best moods ive been in in a while., but my sisters at th snow (fuck her seriously. and my brothers there too. SOJEALOUS) so i cant like sit around with her and giggle and blush and laugh or anything. KEEPING IT ALL LOCKED INSIDE ISNT FUN AT ALL.

ps. i would marry my doc martens if i could? im starting to think i need to purchase some new shoes just so i can give them a break.


im so buzzed on red bull. i didnt realise my fingerzzz could move this fast. it's a little scary. wish i could film it for yall. but i cant. i feel like jjim carey from YESMAN. REDBULLREDBULLREDBULL


i wonder if it could makemy heart stop? lucky im not in switzerland.BLOODFEEZEMUCH?


i wanna draw so nbad. i have the perfect words nd pic inmy heaD. BUT no white paper. so cut

i wanna stop writing cuz i have nothing fun to write about but i cant cuz i dont have anythingelse to do.

oh impretty sure thosee at work that dont know danny is gay think we slept together lololololololololOL.

cuz i came to work without going home at all cuz i stayed at his. and had to buy clothes so i wouldnt wear the same outfit to work two days in a row.
silly people. he's just awesome. they CLEARLY dont get what we're all about.

(which is wendys ice cream DUH)

ZOMG jay brought me oreos yesterday, NOW I NEED A WHOLE BOX. CRAVINGS MUCH]

now i got to make like the jetsons and JET.
GO AND MAKE LOVE AND GET PREGNANT AND DIE.


(MEAN GIRLZZ REPRESENT)