I'm back. I'm not sure how long it's been since I last posted. I know it would be very easy for me to check but you see I really can't be fucked looking.

Let me see... what of note has happened to me in the lasst weeek. BECAUSE MY LIFE IS OH SO INTERESTING?

Ok, well, on FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHA FUCKAS I went to Purple Sneakers with DANNY AND KARL. & may I be the first to say it was a REALLY good night. Honestly, one of the best nights I've had in a while.

Met these two really cute guys from the North Shore at the bar, and I may possibly have kissed one of them simply because he was so good looking? Very much my type. Not to mention I just kinda like the fact that I CAN. Call me crazy, but it's new to me.

I OF COURSE QUICKLY GOT DANNY AND I FISHBOWLS. (because they're amazing and the best). I got pretty drunk pretty quick, and I loved it obv. Grinding with gay men also turned out to be fun so thanks for that guys ;)

I think the funniest part of the night though was in Town Hall. I only just remembered this the other night, and you might want to check with Danny for the deets, but I'm pretty sure he had A VERY LOUD conversation in Maccas about penis'? And many people were looking. This was all only made worse on the bus. WHERE TO BE HONEST our conversation is lost to me, but I remember some guy trying to get past us called us lovers? I WISH BUDDY. haha nah jokes I kid. but seriously Danny's my soul mate.

ANYWAY Danny and Karl drove me home (GOD BLESS THEM) and we sang the songs to Chicago heaps loud BRO. CUZ THATZ HOW WE ROLL. and I got home around 4.30? and decided to watch chuck till 6.30 am and then I slept AND THEN I WENT TO WORK.

NOW saturday night was also rather interesting. I had a bit of a drunken bender to be honest. I went straight from WORK to OXFORD ART FACTORY with CHRISTOFAH. Now I've never been to OAF (hahha lol to that acronym) before, and the music = not so great. But CHRISTOFAHS FRIENDS ARE HOT. JS. So EVERYONE there thought I was this girl. Which I won't go into, but let's just say it made things SUFFICIENTLY AWKS. but it was okay, cuz alcohol was involved and it made everything better.

CHRISTOFAH GOT SMASHED. Which honestly made me very proud. HE EVEN THREW UP GOD BLESS HIS SOUL. And when we got back to his place we may possibly HAVE GOTTEN THE BEST FUCKING KEBABS EVERY CREATED. Well, tbh, I can't talk on behalf of Chris cuz he didn't eat his. But may I just say.
I have NEVER
EVER
EVER
IN
MY
LIFE
BEEN
SO
SATISFIED.
Not even sex is that good. And foreplay doesnt come close. Sorry to all the guys I've been with in the past. And to guys of the future, you now have a much higher standard to reach.
This kebab tasted so good. And I'm sure it wasn't just cuz I was drunk and heaps hungry.

SO, I stayed at Chris' and then in the morning I drove out to BAULKHAM HILLS and picked up Danny for more fun timez. We went over to Andrews where we may possibly have gotten just a tad high. WHICH WAS ALL WELL AND GOOD, until my Dad called and told me that I had to drive home cuz mum needed to go to work.

Now I know what you're all thinking. I really should have checked if they needed the car FIRST. Right? YES RIGHT. SO LET ME TELL YE OF LITTLE FAITH THAT I ACTUALLY DID. Dad said "yer homedawg sall good, go chill and be young, run free" (or something to that affect).

But he was W-R-O-N-G. And can I just say. That was the scarriest drive of my life. We tried to calm down by going to the park. But ended up watching Boston Legal with my dad. This was a bad idea. They were talking about Scientology. And having the guy on tv tell you that aliens are gunna come down and plant evil things in your brain and when you're high this is not fun. It's dangerous. And Danny just sat there the whole time begging for food. Needless to say I think my Dad may have caught onto what was going down. Or high. hahaha pun.

Aside from that, I saw Daniel at uni again. This is where THE NEW ASPECT OF MY BLOG COMES INTO PLAY. I am going to have a poll.

So, here's the deal. I saw him and waved, and he detoured and shook his head at me. (I have since found out that this was followed by his head going insane and him basically failing an exam which gives me slight levels of satisfaction. ... You call me a bitch like it's a bad thing?)
Anyway, he fb messaged me a couple days later (as any of you who know me know I deleted him) asking me why.

Anyway, this may possibly have led to a lot of conversing. A LOT. over like 3 days. I'm not proud of it. And I saw him at uni today.

SO this is what he wants, he misses me, and misses how we used to sneak around, and stuff, but doesnt want commitment. AND he also has two girls he's (VIA HIS DESCRIPTION) 'hanging with'. NOW OF COURSE IM NOT DOING THIS. I was SO unelievably insulted. I'm pretty sure my exact response was:
'You're sick, leave me alone.'
But, he thinks we're just young, make each other happy, and should just have fun. Whilst this doesnt sway my decision at all, I want to know, does anyone think he's right? Am I only one that thinks this is completely sick?

LET ME KNOW.

okay. That's all there is (THERE ISN'T ANYMORE)

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