so all in all I've had a pretty good week to be honest. (: I've certainly been smiling a lot more than I was. I have received some feedback on this too, so OBV I wasn't the only one to noticed. Here are two examples:

"You seem happy, it's nice" - K-ris

"You're too smiley and you're happy, I dont like it, I miss sad Mary" - Christian (thanks man)

But screw Christian's opinion, I like happy Mary haha.

So last week I didnt particularly get up to much. Jay and I went and got Harry's pies cuz A HARRY'S CAFE DE WHEELS OPENED UP IN TEMPE which is crazy exciting.
Seriously, if you haven't had a Tiger (a pie with mashed pea's, potato and gravy on top) then you HAVE. NOT. LIVED.

so that was exciting. And to anyone laughing about the fact that my life is so dull a pie is considered exciting - you obviously havent eaten one before and go fuck yourselves (: and I mean that in the best way possible.

To move onto the other exciting thing that happened to me last week (and this one I will freely admit is pathetic) I went up in stats at work!! haha I actually have half decent stats now and I was a little bit proud. cuz I'm sick of coming last. But aside from the stats my job is awesome. Last week they brought fruit kebabs to us at our desks, and I got paid to go to the club and have coffee. I dont think there's many people that can say that. Feeling a tad bit lucky.

So anyways, on Saturday night Andrew had a partAY at his house, and I took Matt with me. It started off kind of slow but it certainly didnt take long for me to get smashed again. Emma and I were pretty drunk haha. We were all dancing like crazy.

One thing I've noticed about when I'm drunk is that I talk about the MOST inappropriate things.

EXAMPLE A

I constantly bring up the past with Andrew. Not like talking about the relationship, I just use it as a time frame. Like "Oh that was back when you and I were seeing each other" or "Wow, I haven't thought about that since we dated" and as soon as I say it I just scream in my head MARY SHUT THE FUCK UP. And ten seconds later I do it again. I bet Charlotte hates it. I'd hate it. I DO hate it. It just makes it heaps awkward, for me at least, so then I ramble on and on to try and cover it up. In the process I probably make it worse.

EXAMPLE B

I'm okay. I constantly tell peopple this when I'm drunk. And I am okay, it's not that I'm lying, I just feel that when I'm drunk I have this need to rub it in peoples faces. Make sure they KNOW I'm okay. But in all honesty if I was on the receving end of my insistences, I'd be thinking the person was not okay at all. And that's what bugs me. Cuz I dont want everyone thinking I'm this messed up drunk girl. But I do this all on my own, no one else to blame but myself. I think I need some sort of alarm on my person that goes off whenever I start to do this. Maybe then I'D STOP ACTING LIKE A TOOL.

There was another point in the night where I went out the front cuz I was feeling dizzy. I don't remember doing it, but somehow I ended up lying on top of andrews car. I just remember i panicked at one point cuz I thought I'd snapped his windscreen wipers. (I hadnt, I checked). I'm not sure how long I laid there for. But I remember I was really happy for a while. I dunno why, I just realised that my life isnt that bad at all, and that my friends are amazing.

BUT. Onto the funny things that happened that night.

Daniel showed up.

But thankfully I didnt even see his face. Someone told me he was there, it might have been Emma. And I saw his back and my heart basically jumped out of my chest. So I decided it would be best if I took myself away from the enemy and got some air. So I walked outside. I have to be honest, like I've said before, I don't lie to my blog. I was scared rather than sick. Or sick because I was scared. I just didnt want to say anything stupid. And I certainly didn't want him to say anything to me at all. I have been so much better lately and I didn't want this ruining my progress.

Charlotte, Emma, Matt and Andrew all came out to talk to me, and they all had pretty nice things to say.

Matt: "Want me to punch him? I swear I'll punch him"
Andrew: "Mary, I'm really sorry he's here, I told him he wasn't welcome"
Emma: "He asked me to tell you he doesn't wanna see you so you have to inside before he'll leave *followed by hilarious amounts of laughter*"
Charlotte: "Does he seriously think he's welcome here? I mean, seriously?"

But I responded pretty much the same way to all of them, that I was fine, I just didnt want to be around him. Until I had an amazing idea. and I know it was low. and wrong. and stupid. and part of me feels bad.

Mary: "Andrew, do you have any eggs?"

I've never egged a car before (or anything else for that matter), and I only wish I remembered it better. But it was amazing fun. Every time I heard an egg splatter it felt like I was getting him back just a little bit for every time he'd stabbed me in the heart. GOOD TIMEZ.

Someone also peed on his door handle. THANKS FOR THE INPUT MATTHEW. IT WAS MUCH APPRECIATED.

I also accidentally poured vodka on Charlotte's phone at one point in the night.

"It will make it better" was my response to this really stupid act. (Charlotte I apologise A THOUSAND TIMEZ FOR HURTING YOUR PHONE). Apparently I'm a really, really bad phone doctor when I'm drunk. I added insult to injury by pouring vodka in her coco pops which not only ruined her awesome drunken snack but also made her wanna be sick. I'm a terrible friend. SORRY AGAIN!!



ONWARDS TO MONDAY NIGHT.
This isn't much of a story, more of just a great night.

I WENT TO CITY EXTRA AT 2AM WITH DANNY AND KARL.
It was great fun. And the waiters were very, very cute. I wish they had sat with us, but sadly they had jobs to do. And it was the first time I've had to compete for a guys attention with two gay guys. As we were leaving all 3 of us were flirting with the waiter with the tattoo on his arm. Watching 1 girl and 2 guys put on the charms for someone must have been pretty funny. If only we'd been drinking alcohol one of us totes would have scored a number haha.

SIDE NOTE: dont order $101 worth of food at 2am JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN. You will have way too many left overs and you will all feel sick. JUST THROWING IT OUT THERE.

ANYWAYS that is all that has happened to me since the last time I blogged I think. OH wait, some people at work thought Danny and I were dating. WHICH GAVE ME SERIOUS LOLZ. I hope some kind of work place rumour starts just so we can shut everyone down. Or maybe play along with it and make everyone talk more to THEN shut it down. haha. Fun timez in the work place.

Now I must go. Because I have more Chuck to watch (my new obsession)

I'm sorry if you're all sad this is ending. But I'll be back. In the mean time go and watch some paint dry or maybe just sit in an empty room and stare at the wall. After this, anything else will merely disappoint. And we wouldnt want that.

:)