Ok so I know no one that actually reads this cares about this, but I do and it's my blog, but this week was New York Fashion Week! Which is heaps exciting. And can I just say I was totally impressed!


These are my favourite pieces from the Jason Wu Fall 2011 collection.
I wanted to add the ball gowns which were all incredible beyond words, but I would have been here all day making pictures for you all.
But I love the lace head piece and I love the detail seen on the pieces that weren’t quite as bold as others to make them stand out. And I love anything royal blue atm.



These are my favourites from Philosophy by Alberta Ferretti.
I love pastal colours and classic looks and I love plaid even more. So this line was amazing for me. The coats were so minimalist but chic, the dresses so plain in colour but interesting in texture and design.
Just fab.

I won't bore you with any of the others but basically I love NYFW! well FW anywhere is pretty amazing. I almost went this year, but decided to save the money. I'm not 21 so America doesn't seem like the place to be right now. Besides, I reckon Paris FW would be far more amazing.

Anyway. ANYWAY. I'm done with my rant about fashion week.
I went on a pub crawl on Saturday night and it was strangely successful. I mean Roisin and I started drinking at like 4? So I was alreayd hungover by 1am but it was totes worth it.

We started at the top of Crown St and worked our way down until we hit the White Horse and then we moved on to Star Bar in the city.

Now I knew Star Bar was seedy. You know I'd been there before with Karly and Lauren and encountered some pretty disgusting people. I may have written about it on here, but then again I may not have. ANYWAY. THEY WERE VULGAR. Had to make out with Roisin and tell them she was my girlfriend just to get them to take their hand out of my skirt.
YES THAT'S RIGHT, YOU READ THAT CORRECTLY. HE PUT HIS WHOLE ARM UP MY FUCKING SKIRT!

what is wrong with men? The ones we loves fuck us over, cheat on us, fall out of love with us and forget important dates and the ones out in the world of singledom put their hands up your skirt and try to lick your neck. God being a woman is so much fun. We are so god damn lucky.

On the brightside we looked effing hot. I wore my Christian Dior dress and my leopard print heels. These ones.

And here is a picture of me and the birthday girl!


And yes... half of that can is vodka. It was great.

Roisin and I were starving though. Because of the drinking and the lack of eating. So at the second bar which was called... wait I tagged us all on fb so I shall check. Trinity Bar. It was called Trinity Bar. Anyway we ordered beer battered chips and it came with this FUCKING MAGIC SAUCE. omfg. I could have swam in that sauce. It was almost better than sex. Although I might just be saying that because it's been months since I've had sex and I've forgotten what it feels like. But I think you get the picture. The sauce was good.

I also ordered potato. I don't know why, because I hate potato. But it was great also. And I want to type the word potato again because everytime I do I say it in my head like an Irishman. Potato. See you heard it that time didnt you?

Oh and today was Valentines Day. And Daniel did say Happy Valentines Day. But when I tried to call him he didnt pick up so we didn't really talk or anything.
And then I cracked my phone screen.
And then I had to go to work.
And then I smashed my car.
And then I ate mcdonalds to make myself feel better but it just made me feel fat.
SO ALL IN ALL VALENTINES DAY SUCKED THIS YEAR. I drew a picture to describe these feelings last year. I shall see if I can find it.

So that pretty much sums it up.

SO ON THAT DEPRESSING NOTE I SHALL LEAVE YOU.
Don't die of excitement waiting for my next blog. Because there's only like 4 readers and that would be lame.