I'm starting to think that relationships are impossible. Maybe they just don't work. Hearing the words "A month is my limit, then I snap and I'm going to do something stupid" have really made me lose all faith. Are all guys like this? Is mine just more honest about it, or is he just more selfish and sick? It's making me sick.

On top of that I've been really really cut that I'm supposed to be in Egypt at the moment. So I've been trying to make plans to go somewhere else instead but that isn't working out to great for me. Because visas suck ass and the money won't come back to me for a couple of months.

Anyway enough depression. On Thursday night my friends took me to Hot Damn for what Roisin dubbed the "Fuck the Egyptian Government" party. So I donned my high waisted lace shorts and my leather boots and hit the vodka. I also decided to use red lipstick, which my friends are lovely enough to say looked nice, but it did NOT photograph well. I will have to be more careful next time I think.

They were all so lovely and Roisin paid my entry and they all bought me drinks! Because I have no money till egypt refunds appear. OH and I fully snuck Adam into the club LIKE A BOSS. Because he didnt have a wrist band. It was so smooth, if I do say so myself. Given that I couldn't walk straight, sneaking someone in was amazing.

It was like 40 degrees in there and dancing made me feel like my SKIN WAS MELTING OFF. I probs shsouldn't joke about that. I'm sure people have actually had this had to them .

BUT I haven't even told you the best part of the night yet! We found this:


IT IS A VENDING MACHINE THAT MAKES HOT CHIP. FUCKING HOT CHIPS. IN 90 SECONDS.

If that isn't the coolest fucking thing ever I dont know what is. They were really good too. :)

But I'm not going to lie. I missed Daniel. And I really shouldn't. But for whatever reason, nothing is every as fun without him there. My friends are absolutely amazing, and I love them, but I'm still starting to feel particularly lonely.


Today I woke up and sat up really fast, I'm not sure why. Maybe a reaction to something in a dream? Anyway I pulled something in my neck. I fully freaked out thinking I'D FUCKING PARALYZED MYSELF. but then realised I was still moving. (Probs shouldn't joke about that either)
But it fucking hurts. And my mum and brother carried me upstairs so I could sit, but I've been stuck in this spot all day. I can't even turn my head. I'm not sure how well sleep is going to go down :S

IT PROBABLY WON'T.

Anyway I'm going to leave you with this tiny piece OF ABSOLUTE AMAZING.



DO YOU GET IT?
EFFING LOL.